me: come let me in :)

you: i’m in my robe

me: *calls you* Great no answer. *calls friend* Can you let me in?

friend: sure I’ll be right down.

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?!

I’ve let you in before, when I had just gotten out of the shower, and had no clothes on! I’ve rushed and put on clothes, and came to your rescue. But when you’re lying around in your robe, and I don’t have my cam card, it’s a whole different story.
But, I should’ve known not to rely on you, because you’re a shitty friend. 

And for those of you reading this, thinking I’m just saying this out of anger…I’m not. It’s true. 

You have never gone out of your way help me, but whenever you need something I always help you. 

I was going to bring back bagels for you and friend, but I didn’t. I guess that’s a good thing because you don’t deserve my bagel.